razzledazzy:

MOM HANDED ME A BIG ENVELOPE SAYING I GOT IT IN THE MAIL AND BEING A SMART ASS I SAID ‘WHAT IS IT FROM THE PRESIDENT’ AND IT’S FROM THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE

APPARENTLY THEY SENT THIS BACK BECAUSE I WAS A SHIT AND INVITED THEM TO MY HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION

novur:

SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING

SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

fuckyeahziallhorlik:

pizzaforpresident:

shavingryansprivates:

fuckyeahcoolbeans:

Fun - We Are Young - OST “The Sims 3 Showtime”

MY FACE HURTS FROM LAUGHING

MENAAAIIIII

WE BAH YUUUUUUUUUU

I. CAN. NOT. FUCKING. BREATHE.

I’M OGNNA

neatpotatoes:

when people i dont like touch me